releasethemurderbirds:
releasethemurderbirds:
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
catching-everlark:
Movie Gif Posters → Let’s Do A Head Count (Avengers Character Posters)
ouronlydownfall:
you know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

There is nothing I want more than to leave this town. There is so much more out there to see and experience and I don’t want to live here for the rest of my life.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Song: Midnight City
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bitchplzsabinasgotswag:
Midnight City - M83

Took a little trip up to Palacerigg with the family. Saw some animals although it’s not what it used to be. Then went for a little walk where I ended up falling flat on my face. My ankle now hurts like a bitch. It happened so quick though I didn’t realise what happened till I hit the deck which resulted in having the piss ripped out of me until we got back to the car.
You know you're British when...
- Hot weather: Omg it's boiling i'm overheating so much we must have a hosepipe ban what why no i want to use the hose even though ive never wanted to use it before in my life but now its banned i must use it oh god we're all dehydrating oh god its a heatwave we're going to shrivel up and die omg i'm burnt everyones burning oh fuck freckles everywhere its only going to continue we'll never be cold again there's not enough water oh my god it's hotter than fucking hawaii i wish it was cold weather it's so much better than hot weather
- Cold weather: Omg it's freezing old people are all going to die oh fuck we've run out of salt the country is a at a standstill there's too much snow I can't get anywhere we're snowed in we're going to die omg there's ice we're all going to fall over and die fuck off rain it's so annoying oh no my hair i hate rain why is it so cold omg there's so much wind it'd be warm if there wasn't any wind fuck i wish it was hot weather it's so much better than cold weather
jlaffertys:
Wherever Arya goes, Gendry goes.— Joe Dempsie.
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